Digital Afterlife Explorers T-Shirts

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Halo Frisbee.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'