Digital Afterlife Explorers Prints

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Suite Hereafter