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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Halo Frisbee.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'