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'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Halo Frisbee.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."