Angelic Racketeers Gifts

Heavenly Tennis.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Guitars in Heaven

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

And on the Seventh Day...

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Basketball Halo

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

Death of the pope.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Sin tax? I love it."

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'I see my wife made it in.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"