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Heavenly Tennis.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

And on the Seventh Day...

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

Death of the pope.

Basketball Halo

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.'