Angelic Accountant Gifts

'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.'

"Sin tax? I love it."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Branson space shot

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

Rhinestone Accountant

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Put the teeth away. I'm the Audit Fairy.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'Uh oh. Here comes the eternal revenue... I hope your taxes are in order.'

'He's back! He just couldn't stand the idea of the stock market going up without him.'

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'