Angelic Match Analyst Gifts

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Praying for a goal assist.

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Movie Angel

"Try twenty-three left."

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'I'm here on probation.'

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

Golf Sale

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

When Nerds Die

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Heulluva Mark.'

'He's my advisor on social conscience funds.'

"All the celestial knowledge is stored in a cloud somewhere."

"I prefer 'murder survivor'."

'He's signalling to the pavilion...He seems to want something...I can't tell what...'

'Eternal life is okay, I guess, but I'm getting really tired of the reruns.'

Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes