Angelic Comic Gifts

Damn defibrillators.

'He donated his body to medical research...'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Supply was out of harps.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Heavenly Take Out

Late Night TV

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Smashed harp...

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'