Angelic Comic Mugs

Damn defibrillators.

'He donated his body to medical research...'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Supply was out of harps.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Smashed harp...

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Late Night TV

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."