Angelic Comic Fan Mugs

"Damn—we just missed him."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Damn defibrillators.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Heaven Has VIP

"You received your rewards on earth."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'