Angelic Book Club Gifts

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The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

The World's Biggest Book Club

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Heaven

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Women who Read Too Much

Damn defibrillators.

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Bookworm group

Dog Book Club

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

One book... One book... One book...

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.