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The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Book Lovers in Richmond

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Heaven

Women who Read Too Much

Damn defibrillators.

Bookworm group

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

One book... One book... One book...

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Dog Book Club

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."