Book Club T-Shirts

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Y-y-yep."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"When I asked you to join my book club, I had no idea it was going to be for good."

'Well, Mabel, I disagree. I thought the writing style in 'get cremated, not buried when you die' was fine, but there was no plot.'

"Hey, pal—this isn't the quiet car."

Salon of Apartment 4-N

"I keep losing the plot."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Lovers in Richmond

The Mystery of the Missing Bookmark

"We're disbanding the book club and canceling the fundraiser so we can grieve for six months. It's what Irene would have wanted."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Literary Lunch

'I couldn't understand it!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Book chat

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

"Not 'Dubliners' again?!!"

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

Zzzz. Brnnng! Oh, hi! Yeah, I'm totally into our book group book! I can't wait to get back to where I was when you called!

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Book Club Bouncer

The Dorrie Decimal System

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Sue the Author 3PM

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."