Book Club Pillows

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Y-y-yep."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"When I asked you to join my book club, I had no idea it was going to be for good."

'Well, Mabel, I disagree. I thought the writing style in 'get cremated, not buried when you die' was fine, but there was no plot.'

"Hey, pal—this isn't the quiet car."

Salon of Apartment 4-N

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Lovers in Richmond

"We're disbanding the book club and canceling the fundraiser so we can grieve for six months. It's what Irene would have wanted."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Literary Lunch

'I couldn't understand it!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Book chat

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

"Not 'Dubliners' again?!!"

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Book Club Bouncer

The Dorrie Decimal System

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Sue the Author 3PM

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Isabel Allende

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'