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"And to think that we started as a book group."

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

Women who Read Too Much

At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.

"If we buy two full price, we can buy another six we don�t really want half price."

'It's me or the book clubs Alice. Choose it or lose it.'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Bookworm group

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

"Well, I really enjoyed it, and it definitely made me want to read more by this author."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

" I love this reading group."

The Book Club

"All those in favour of our township meetings doubling as a book group?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Next month's book choice is Violet's - and I speak for everyone when I dread to say what I think it might be!"

'Yours is different than the other book clubs I've belonged to.'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

They met at a Book Club.

'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

Dog Book Club

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

"I knew he was going to die at the end."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

At the neighborhood book circle: "Gosh, Walter, I'm sorry my comments seem so full of bile to you, but HELLO? I'm a gall bladder! Or haven't you noticed?"

"So what books don't you get around to reading?"

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

"And to think we started as a book club."