Book Clubs Gifts

"And to think that we started as a book group."

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

Women who Read Too Much

At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.

"If we buy two full price, we can buy another six we don�t really want half price."

"Well, I really enjoyed it, and it definitely made me want to read more by this author."

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

Bookworm group

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'It's me or the book clubs Alice. Choose it or lose it.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

" I love this reading group."

The Book Club

"All those in favour of our township meetings doubling as a book group?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Next month's book choice is Violet's - and I speak for everyone when I dread to say what I think it might be!"

'Yours is different than the other book clubs I've belonged to.'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

They met at a Book Club.

'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

"And to think we started as a book club."

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

Dog Book Club

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"I knew he was going to die at the end."

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'