Angelic Fundraiser T-Shirts

Angel investor.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Angel playing music

Damn defibrillators.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

Death of the pope.

Movie Angel

"I get great reception this way."

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

"He's the life and body of the party"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

Insurance agents in Heaven.