Ancient Cultures Hobbyist Gifts

'Is this a bad time to get details on the mummification process?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Mummy Musician