Ancient Cultures Hobbyist Mugs

'Is this a bad time to get details on the mummification process?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian Football

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Closed for Renovation

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Mummy Musician