Ancient Civ Enthusiast Gifts

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Hang in There Democracy!

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Closed for Renovation

Pyramids exploding.

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Abraham Lincoln