Ancient Anthropologist Gifts

'The problem is you don't know the value of a clam shell.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Physician tending a mummy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Yes, all at once!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."