Ancient Anthropologist Mugs

'The problem is you don't know the value of a clam shell.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Tut and Carmen.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase