Anchor Enthusiast Gifts

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Dog with Anchor Lead

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

On the brink.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

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