Anchor Gifts

Looking for some fun and witty gifts for the steadfast anchor in your life? Our collection features products that showcase the calm, reliable nature of anchors with a humorous or thoughtful edge. Perfect for adding a splash of personality to any maritime professional's home, office, or wardrobe, these items blend nautical charm with lighthearted wit. Whether it’s for a seasoned seafarer or a new crew member, find something that truly anchors their style and spirit.

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'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?' mockup

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

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"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."

"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."

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"It appears we're having technical problems getting our roving reporter's update from the war torn republic."

"It appears we're having technical problems getting our roving reporter's update from the war torn republic." mockup

"It appears we're having technical problems getting our roving reporter's update from the war torn republic."

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"Like it? It's a Morley Safer."

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'Other bad news' department.

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'...and now for the news. The names have been changed to protect us from lawsuits.'

'...and now for the news. The names have been changed to protect us from lawsuits.' mockup

'...and now for the news. The names have been changed to protect us from lawsuits.'

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Faith Intact

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Shepherd and eurydice

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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"Bond James, Bond."

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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.' mockup

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question." mockup

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.' mockup

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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They hated me.

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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..." mockup

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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"Just be yourself."

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'Are you sure that's the right map?' mockup

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough. mockup

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for." mockup

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

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Showbiz Awards

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Benedict Cumberbatch

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian. mockup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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The fate of the emigrant

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"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along." mockup

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing." mockup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle." mockup

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.' mockup

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

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Anchor Gifts Collection

Anchor Mugs

Discover more fun and stylish mugs that celebrate nautical themes and maritime heroes in our dedicated collection. Perfect for adding personality to coffee breaks.

Anchor Pillows

Browse our collection of nautical pillows that add comfort and nautical charm to any living space. Perfect for maritime enthusiasts or anyone who loves nautical decor.

Anchor Prints

Browse our artistic print collection featuring anchors and maritime themes, ideal for decorating homes or offices with strength and style.

Anchor T-Shirts

Explore our range of witty and stylish t-shirts designed for maritime professionals and sea lovers alike. Find the perfect casual wear that speaks of strength and reliability.