Anchor Aficionado Gifts

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Skier with an anchor.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

Sea man

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

The Imperfect Storm

"Disney will flip!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Don't row so hard!'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

Shakespeare today

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'