Anchor Aficionado Pillows

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Skier with an anchor.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

Sea man

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

The Imperfect Storm

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Disney will flip!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"