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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV jester.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

TV-Man

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

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'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

Dog with Anchor Lead

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

How I met your mother

Child hooking into a television

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Couch and Potato

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

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