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Geraldo Rivera

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV jester.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV-Man

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

How I met your mother

How the goat got square eyes.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Child hooking into a television

Couch and Potato