Anchorwoman Gifts

Dana Bash

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Corrupt and Unresponsive

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Witch Hardware

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

The incomplete Angler

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

Automation of Security

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Shakespeare today

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'We're drifting apart.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Statue fishing.

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

Fly fishing.

The young Lisa Laflamme.

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'