Anchorwoman Pillows

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Witch Hardware

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

Automation of Security

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

'We're drifting apart.'

Shakespeare today

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Statue fishing.

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

Fly fishing.

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."