Traffic Anchor Gifts

Angie Goff

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Dog with Anchor Lead

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Family traits.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Have Horns Venn

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Baby in Trunk.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.