Traffic Anchor Gifts

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Dog with Anchor Lead

One way only.

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Baby in Trunk.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Have Horns Venn

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.