Anchor Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Dog with Anchor Lead

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Turtle Hat

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

On the brink.

Try me/try me/try me...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Arts and crafts

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Loud mouth bass.

"I don't do windows."