Analogy Gifts

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

Six Thinking Hats

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Spot Quiz....

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Profit slump

Operation Chrome Dome.

Micro and Macro Department,

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Political Analysis

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

Worker Bee of the Month

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."