Analogies Gifts

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Spot Quiz....

"He looks just like your husband."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Operation Chrome Dome.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Worker Bee of the Month

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

"The mother is doing fine, but I'm afraid the baby looks like you."

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

VINYL HISS

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

Football anagram: Nuts it handy (Answer: Danny Shittu.)

'I think i'm beginning to look like my father.' 'That's nothing - I'm beginning to look like my grandfather.'

'It's uncanny, he's his grandad's double.'

I think he looks more like you.