Analogies Gifts

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

Spot Quiz....

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Worker Bee of the Month

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

'I think i'm beginning to look like my father.' 'That's nothing - I'm beginning to look like my grandfather.'

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

'It's uncanny, he's his grandad's double.'