Analogy Pillows

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

Six Thinking Hats

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Spot Quiz....

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Profit slump

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Micro and Macro Department,

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Political Analysis

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

Worker Bee of the Month

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."