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'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Operation Chrome Dome.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Worker Bee of the Month

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

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'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Mock Tennial

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

'The way I see it, money is like a big manure pile, it's no good unless you spread it around.'

'I work like a horse and eat like a bird.'

'Marriage is like a roller coaster, with it's ups and downs!'

'My head feels like lead and my nose is all blocked up.'

"Department of Sports Analogies"

STRIP Hambone: Man's problems an analogy of computer problems

'Yes, the Road Runner always beats the Coyote, but I wouldn't read any political meaning into it.'

"My asparagus on my allotment has exactly the same thing."

"Totally! The school computers all crashed! We had to use our own brains all day."

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."