Analogue Thinker Pillows

"Totally! The school computers all crashed! We had to use our own brains all day."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

The New Age Dentist.

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Worker Bee of the Month

"Bear in mind, George, that even an experimental physicist must at times be reasonable."

"I worry about today's kids, all they want to do is sit in the cave and stare at the fire."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

'In today's electronics world, printed books have become historical and museum pieces.'