Analytic Thinker Pillows

'Research shows people of my age, ethnicity, height, weight, residential preference and income, invest in demographics.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Math Dreams

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Sigmund Freud.