Analytical Mind Pillows

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Six Thinking Hats

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"