Critical Minds Pillows

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Light Bulb Moment

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'The Questioner'

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Worry tank

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Evolution Exam Results.

Skeptic Tank.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'