Critical Minds Mugs

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Light Bulb Moment

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

'The Questioner'

Worry tank

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Evolution Exam Results.

Skeptic Tank.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"