Analog Games Gifts

"That's a weird looking drone."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Natural Disasters

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I.T. Fear

Whack-a-molecule

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Date Night

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Books and Phones

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Whack a Marimba

Ski-ball.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Life Is Just A Game

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Overruled!"