Analog Games Pillows

"That's a weird looking drone."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Natural Disasters

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I.T. Fear

Whack-a-molecule

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Date Night

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Whack a Marimba

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Ski-ball.

Life Is Just A Game

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Overruled!"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'