Analogue Systems Gifts

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Books and Phones

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Sundial Watch

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Raft of the Luddites

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.