American Lifestyle Gifts

Hillbillies and vallybillies have always had a natural distrust of each other.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog Walking Services

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"They're comfortable."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Cat in a flap

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I shop, therefore I am."

City Marathon.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

The Streets - Night

Mr Metrosexual.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"You are still here."

Fur Baby

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Trust

'Home is where I hang my bat.'