American Lifestyle Gifts

Hillbillies and vallybillies have always had a natural distrust of each other.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog Walking Services

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"They're comfortable."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Cat in a flap

"I shop, therefore I am."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Streets - Night

The Modern Novel.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Mr Metrosexual.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"You are still here."

Fur Baby

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Trust