Amateur Photographers Gifts

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

No, I will not take your picture

Painting by the numbers for adults

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Bunny Pranks

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Social Struggles

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

'Nice smile.'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'You did that on purpose!'