Amateur Musicians Gifts

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

'Seriously, your ululation is good enough for American Idol.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Spring Cleaning

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

"Not again."

"A new study reveals this is ACTUALLY what you've been chasing."

A minister forgetfully slipping into his other role as a photographer

Evolution Selfie

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."