"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"
Amateur Vocalist Gifts
Celebrate the passion of amateur vocalists with our playful and thoughtful collection. Whether they love karaoke nights or just singing in the shower, our products help showcase their love for music. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their joyful spirit and dedication to the art of singing. Perfect for anyone who belts out tunes for fun or dreams of the stage, these items blend humor and love for music into memorable gifts.
'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'
"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."
"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"
"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"
"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"
Ventriloquism For Beginners.
Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.
'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'
Shouting
'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'
"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."
'He always takes Charades very seriously.'
'Seriously, your ululation is good enough for American Idol.'
"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"
"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."
"That' was great - let's run though that again."
Spring Cleaning
"'I sent this to you through the mail to say I hope your day is swell.' What's wrong with that?"
Women pro tennis players having a conversation
"Dad! I didn't know you were a boxer!"
"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."
Singing is everyone's shower rights.
"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."
Open Mic Night
'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'
An Adam's Melon
'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'
He's got a lousy voice!
"Ever since he got those goggles ..."
'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'
'I've always wanted to be a politician, but I speak in a low voice.'
Chat Lines - "If you would like to talk to a machine that sounds like a woman press 1. If you would like.."
Amateur Vocalist Gifts Collection
Amateur Vocalist Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs celebrating amateur vocalists, perfect for brightening their mornings and inspiring their singing sessions.
Amateur Vocalist Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate your favorite singer’s passion—comfort and humor in one perfect package.
Amateur Vocalist Prints
Enhance any space with prints that showcase the joy of singing—ideal for amateur vocalists who love to decorate with their musical passion.
Amateur Vocalist T-Shirts
Explore our playful t-shirts designed for amateur vocalists who love to sing for fun or aspire to the spotlight.