Amateur Guitarist Gifts

"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Jeff Beck.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Love birds playing a guitar.

B.B. King

Jimmy Page.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Campground Conductor

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mexican Serenade.

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Guitar.

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"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.