Amateur Pianist Gifts

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

'Ugh Not Again!'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Thank you, Sir."

Piano Prompt

Elton John

Edvard Grieg.

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"You're welcome."

Around the piano

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Camille Saint-Saens

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Alicia Keys

Pianist.

Ludwig von Beethoven

Franz Liszt.

The Tyranny of Talent